The Postpartum Essential Nobody Talks About (But Every Mom Needs): Meet Anything Butt

Nobody tells you about this part. You spend nine months reading about newborn sleep and cribs and then somewhere between the hospital and the third week home you discover a whole new category of discomfort nobody put on the checklist. Postpartum hemorrhoids are shockingly common — and shockingly under-discussed — which is exactly why we're talking about them.

Enter Anything Butt, a 100% natural balm made for exactly this moment (and honestly, plenty of moments before pregnancy too). It's formulated with Vitamin E, organic aloe, golden hemp seed oil, arnica oil and organic ginger oil — clean ingredients designed to soothe irritation, calm inflammation and speed up healing, without the burn or the pasty white residue of the old-school tube in your medicine cabinet. Think of it less like a "hemorrhoid cream" and more like a skincare step your postpartum routine didn't know it needed.

The brand also makes Anything Itch, a sister balm built for bug bites, eczema, rashes and general all-over-the-body irritation.

Both are safe for all ages, easy to apply ...and you'll get them IRL at our event end of this month in Miami!!